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Life After Death

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On January 27, 2024
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "No, sir," the clerk replied. "Interesting." the boss said. "You see, I never did either but yesterday, after you left early to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to...

Old Snake

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On January 26, 2024

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells.

An Apple a Day

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On January 25, 2024

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad.

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Magic Lamp

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On January 24, 2024
A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer." A mug of beer appears in his...

Freshman Test

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On January 23, 2024

While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" she asked the.

4D Experience

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On January 22, 2024

A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature. There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh..

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Lost Cat

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On January 21, 2024
“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.” “Well, in that case...

Guts vs. Balls

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On January 20, 2024

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a big distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

Punctuation

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On January 19, 2024

I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating.

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Contesting God

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On January 18, 2024
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The Darwinian walked up to God...
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