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Smoking After

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On November 2, 2022
Two gals lived next door to each other, and, were good friends. Every morning, after their husbands left for work and the kids were off to school, they would just relax and have coffee together, smoking and talking. One morning, one turned to the other...

Actions of Merit

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On October 31, 2022

A young man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the.

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Home Early

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On October 30, 2022
A wife comes home late one night, arriving a day early from being out of town. She quietly enters the house and goes straight to the bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and...

Fun in Hell

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On October 29, 2022

One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Biker :.

Dog in Heat

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On October 28, 2022

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink..

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Freeway Pileup

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On October 27, 2022
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll...

Skinny Dipping

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On October 26, 2022

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he.

Commandment

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On October 25, 2022

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is.

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Showing Off

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On October 24, 2022
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,...
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