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Boring Speaker

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On November 23, 2022
The after-dinner speaker just didn’t have a stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him. It missed and hit the Chairman instead. As the...

Matter of Age

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On November 22, 2022

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall,.

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White Sharks

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On November 20, 2022
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied a group of people playing too far from the shore. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the group. "First we swim around them a few times with...

Reunion

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On November 19, 2022

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because.

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Favorite Sport

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On November 17, 2022
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for...
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Best Friend

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On November 13, 2022
A knight went off to fight in the Holy Crusades but before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt. After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to his best friend with the instruction: "If I do not return within seven...
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