Jokes
on new year eve, one family went to church for the preparation for the new year day. so before they came back the chicken they want to kill for the.
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his.
Whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick? you can drop her off anywhere.
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up.
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to... uh...