A guy walks into a brothel and tells the madam he wants six girls for the evening. The next morning the madam informs the gentleman that there will be no charge. Very happy, he leaves. A few days later he returns, and again tell the...
Jokes
Three guys were taking needles, two Americans and an [ethnic] guy. The first American takes the drug and hands the needle to the second American who cleans the needle, takes.
Q: Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? A: Because if they put in one more, it would be 240 (too-farty)!!!
Entra un tipo en una droguer�a y le dice al dependiente: "Me da 200 bolitas de alcanfor para acabar con la polilla". El dependiente le objeta: "�pero hombre, con un par de bolitas tienes de sobra!" "Es por si fallo", responde el palurdo.
Q: Why does Helen Keller's mother think that Helen is the reason that their dog jumped off a cliff? A: Because she walked up behind it and screamed arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared? Everyone to death? A: He came dressed as a two-term president.
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic.
Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don't know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused.