Did you hear about the two Mexicans on That's Incredible? One had auto insurance, and the other was an only child.
Jokes
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in.
A ventriloquist is on stage with his dummy telling numerous blonde jokes. A rather sophisticated looking blonde in the audience interrupts the act and says "Excuse me sir, but I.
BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." �George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J.
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer:lickalotofpuss
One night at church the preacher was preaching that Jesus went to Hell to take the keys of death and Hell from Satan. So one day it was stormy and.
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered.
1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. 4. If you're ridin' ahead...