You're a redneck … you think that the

You’re a redneck if…. You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest
invention of all time.

Why Orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

A: So they know when to stop having sex!

Yo Mama's So Ugl

Yo’ mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!