fight

After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the debris, they spotted old Ron, a regular customer, lying uncocious in a corner. As he came round, one of the policemen asked him:”Did you get in fracus.” Ron replied: “No, in the nose.”

Why Orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

A: So they know when to stop having sex!

Yo Mama's So Ugl

Yo’ mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!