Caught Sleeping At Work Responses

These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.”

“Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”

“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

“I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”

“Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

“The coffee machine is broken…”

“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”

” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

Poor kids

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: “Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?”

The other answered: “Yeah! It’s probably because they have toys to play with!”

Yo mamas glasses

your mamas glassses are so thik
that when she looks at the map
she sees people waving