A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”
So this new bar opens and the owner can’t think of a name. So he decides to
name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes doesn�t take long and
soon the 3rd customer walks in.
the owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. �You’re the 3rd person to enter
my bar and I’m going to name it after you.�
�Okay�, she says, �my name is Jill�.
The owner looks her over and says, �I like your legs so I’m going to name the
bar ‘Jill’s Legs’�
The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop asks him what he’s
doing. He answers, �Waiting for Jill’s Legs to open so I can get a drink!�