Why did the blonde h

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

No matter what happens, there

No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.

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Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?

A:you push them down the Alps.

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