Q: How many people

Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to do the changing, and the 2 “Mystery Chefs” to interrupt and tell us he’s doing it all wrong.

Marine's Balls

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the
service?” ask the interviewer.

“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.

“Did you see any active duty?” He was asked.

“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”

“May I ask what happened?” he was asked.

“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles.” The marine said.

“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”

“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential
treatment because of my disability.” The marine said.

“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around
scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”

Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the room. Insist that he/she remove all of his/her possessions immediately.