Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to do the changing, and the 2 “Mystery Chefs” to interrupt and tell us he’s doing it all wrong.
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the
service?” ask the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?” He was asked.
“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”
“May I ask what happened?” he was asked.
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles.” The marine said.
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”
“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential
treatment because of my disability.” The marine said.
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around
scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the room. Insist that he/she remove all of his/her possessions immediately.