A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God, give me some food!" As if by magic a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed...
Dirty jokes
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What does Michael Jackson and XBOX have in common? Their both made of plastic and little kids both turn them on.
A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.Blonde: "Sir, did you call for me?" New Man: "No, I just got here."Blonde: "You must be new here, it's a...
Q: What do you call a kid with a mushroom for a penis? A: Kyle Hejna
One night a man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful women sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and asked "how much is it for a.
Through all the thngs that came to the pass...Our love has grown...but not as big as your ass
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed."I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she.
it was said that posh spice was having an affair with michael jackson. He denied it as he was in Brooklyn at the time
This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says, "If you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using your bra."...