A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through his new apartment and finds that the other room is filled with kegs of beer.
He goes out and asks his neighbor, “Hey, is your apartment filled with hot blondes and chilled kegs of beer too?”
“It sure is,” says the neighbor.
The man smiles widely and asks, “So tell me, am I missing something? What’s so bad about this place?”
“Well,” said the neighbor with a frown, “the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don’t!”