Blame the dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has
to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really
needs to relieve some pressure.
Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can
let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did
He farts, and the woman yells, “spot, get down from there�.
The guy thinks, “great, they think the dog did it�. He releases another fart,
and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
this goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, “dammit spot, get down before he s**** on you�.