Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby birds in a nest in a nearby bush.

I gently picked up one of the birds to show my daughter and my son. “See? It’s a baby,” I said, trying to calm down my son, who was scared of the little bird.

“I don’t want a baby, I don’t want a baby,” he was saying.

“He sounds just like his father,” my daughter replied!

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The Importance of Proper Punctuation

The Importance of Proper Punctuation———————————————————-Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You aregenerous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like youadmit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me forother men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoeverwhen we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let mebe yours? Gloria———————————————————-Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is. All about you aregenerous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me.For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelingswhatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Willyou let me be? Yours, Gloria———————————————————-

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Nothing Grows In The Shade

Why does Pamela Anderson have such a flat tummy?

Nothing grows in the shade.

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