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Stuck in Mud

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On January 10, 2024
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over...

How Old?

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On January 9, 2024

A math teacher asked her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?" After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends." "It.

After Surgery

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On January 8, 2024

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell.

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Early Call

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On January 7, 2024
A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it was before normal business hours but that he would help if he could. "What's your...

Hard Working Farmer

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On January 6, 2024

A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer's wife had prepared for them. Thinking.

Giving Thanks

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On January 5, 2024

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,.

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Visit to DMV

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On January 4, 2024
I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I approached the window, the clerk asked how she could help me.I replied, "I need to get a haircut, can...

Ski Slalom

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On January 2, 2024

One year, Israel had the fastest slalom skier in the world and therefore great expectations for an Olympic gold medal. On the day of the Olympic games, the crowd waited.

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Quitting

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On January 1, 2024
A man asks his buddy for a cigarette.His friend quips, “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you won’t smoke.”The man replied, “Yes, I did. I’m in phase one of quitting.”Confused, his friend asked, “Phase one?”The man laughed, “Yes. I’ve quit buying."
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