After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the debris, they spotted old Ron, a regular customer, lying uncocious in a corner. As he came round, one of the policemen asked him:”Did you get in fracus.” Ron replied: “No, in the nose.”

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Why Orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

A: So they know when to stop having sex!

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Yo Mama's So Ugl

Yo’ mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!

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10 Things you don't want to hear in an Airplane

1. “The union president called – he said the pilots’ strike starts

2. “We’ll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get

3. “My name is Forrest Gump – people call me Forrest Gump.”

4. “Hey, Jim, do you remember where we’re going?”

5. “Buckle your seat belt – I’m going to try something I saw in a

6. “Bye, bye, Miss American Pie…”

7. “Wow, we’re sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that second

8. “Only 500 more flight hours, and I’ll get my license!”

9. “They say this plane practically flies itself. Good thing, huh?”


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