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The Gorilla Golfer

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On March 12, 2023
A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball farther and straighter than anybody here at this club....

Naval Negotiations

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On March 11, 2023

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”The light signals.

Einstein’s Speech

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On March 10, 2023

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving.

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Low Bridge

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On March 9, 2023
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he got stuck under it. Cars backed up for miles.Finally, a police car came up. The...

Bad Words

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On March 8, 2023

Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking the neighbor’s window with a baseball.“What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father.“Do you want to hear what.

Patiently Waiting

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On March 7, 2023

Four  men waited at the men's tee while four women were hitting in front of them, taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it.

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Funeral Guitarist

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On March 6, 2023
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a poor, humble man. The service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with...

Sunbathing

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On March 5, 2023

A rather well-proportioned young lady spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but, on the second,.

Doctor’s Mistake

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On March 4, 2023

A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made any serious mistakes.“Well, yes,”.

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End of School Year

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On March 2, 2023
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right," the boy...
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