A mother went out and left a dad in charge of their 3-year-old daughter.The daughter was playing with the tea set she got for her birthday. Dad was in the living room watching football when his daughter brought him a cup of tea, which was...
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A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up.
A mother and father read a bedtime story of about a king to their four year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five.
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went to sleep as well. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to...
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History.
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,”.
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on...
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself.
A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador...