A man goes into a coffee shop and says, "I would like one of your special breakfasts.""No problem," comes the reply from behind the counter."But I want it my way," says the man."What do you mean 'your way'?" asks the waiter.The man says, "Well, I...
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One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating until four-year-old Jack, chewing on his fish, found a bone.He pulled it.
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. While waiting, I flipped through a book with hairstyles and I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I.
An elderly man was on the operating table nervous about the surgery about to be performed by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son. When his son came into the room, the patient asked...
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing,.
A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short.
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young,...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice, cool beer or two taste wonderful.
A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. "Sorry," the bartender says, "but you obviously already had a little too much to drink." Fuming mad.
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the...