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A New Instrument

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On August 13, 2023
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet,...

Tea Party

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On August 12, 2023

A mother went out and left a dad in charge of their 3-year-old daughter.The daughter was playing with the tea set she got for her birthday. Dad was in the.

Mental Hospital

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On August 11, 2023

A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up.

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Happy Daddy

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On August 9, 2023
A mother and father read a bedtime story of about a king to their four year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me." Mom: "And one will...

Family Car

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On August 7, 2023

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went.

Basketball Coach

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On August 6, 2023

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History.

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Lazy Bull

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On August 5, 2023
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. The next week, John was much happier. “The vet gave him some...

Virgin Test

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On August 3, 2023

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself.

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Religious Objects

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On August 1, 2023
A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy says, "We...
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