The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally...
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An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly.
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.
A beautiful woman loved growing a garden but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.The woman asked the gentleman, "What do...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
A young man came up to the owner of a lumberjack business and said, "I need a job, and I think I'm pretty good."The owner replied, "Okay, show me what.
A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician."I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."The young...
Two men died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back.
I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from.
The husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joined them after a few minutes.When the bus arrived, they found it overloaded, and only the wife and the nine kids were able to fit onto the bus....