Two friends were about to start playing golf when one said, “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” The other golfer replied, “How so?” His friend went on, “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit...
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There was a barber who paid close attention at the service whenever the topic of evangelization was discussed. He thought he should be doing more to share his faith with.
A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage.His friend replied, "When we were first married, we.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord, Jack!" he said. Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor...
Two friends were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally, one of them, feeling hopeless, began to pray."Oh Lord," he prayed, "I've broken most of.
The science teacher was teaching a class on earth science and lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!" When the preacher condemned...
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for.
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said.
The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally...