A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a twenty something year old man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. That seemed to amuse him even more. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
At the precinct, the officers asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well officer, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets poster that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are Coming’ and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a poster that said ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling’ and I had to smile. Then she moved again and placed herself under a deodorant poster that said ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick’, and I could hardly contain myself. But officer, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the poster that said ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident’ I just lost it.”
He was sent home with a warning.