A Helping Hand
By Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they
decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to
do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a
guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be
parked around the corner.”
She’s not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How
much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is
thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,
“What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”.
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a
hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants,
and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and
then says, “I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and
asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
