Your mama is so funke secret told on her.
yo mama
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!
Your momma is so poor . . . When I walked in, there were roaches all over the TV. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Watching All My Children."
Your Momma So Fat When She Put On A Yellow Suit Everyone Lined Up To Go On The Bus.
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit
What do you call the best fisherman? A master baiter.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did.
Yo mamma's so fat when God said let there be light he said move over
Tell yo mama to stop wearing different color lipsticks--my dick is starting to look like a rainbow.