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Dishwasher Repairman

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On November 7, 2021
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,...

Circus Job

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On November 2, 2021

Auditioning for a job at a circus were a young man and a young woman. The woman said, “I’ll go first.” She walked past the chair, the whip, and the.

Union Negotiations

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On October 7, 2021

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table,.

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First Day of Work

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On October 3, 2021
A man joined a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!...

Tough Boss

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On September 30, 2021

A guy walks into his boss' office and asks for a day off. His boss replies, "So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are.

Job Interview

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On September 10, 2021

Martin was being interviewed for a new job. The person conducting the interview wanted to find out something about his personality, so he asked, "If you could have a conversation.

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A Day Off

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On August 24, 2021
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes...

Three Part Job

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On July 27, 2021

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing..

New Title

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On June 30, 2021

The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and.

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Late for Work

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On June 25, 2021
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Bob went to his doctor,...
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