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Impatient Shopper

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On January 30, 2024
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about...

4D Experience

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On January 22, 2024

A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature. There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh..

Frazzled Cashier

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On December 16, 2023

I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a.

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Olive Salesman

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On February 2, 2022
The Hodja (a teacher) was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to entice her. She shook her head and told him she didn't have any money with her. "No problem," the...

Shopping for Earrings

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On December 30, 2021

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots beautiful diamond earrings and walks over to inspect them. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very.

Suit Sales

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On October 27, 2021

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for.

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Bad Bar Code

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On October 25, 2021
When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had a scratched bar code, making it unreadable to the scanner. Imagine her embarrassment when the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check...

Present for Wife

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On April 27, 2021

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him.

Long Line

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On April 23, 2021

At a store, a teenage girl stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three people stood before her in the line. She took out her phone and checked.

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Shopping for Earrings

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On September 11, 2018
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots beautiful diamond earrings and walks over to inspect them. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays...
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