An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." The bar gets completely...
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A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out.
A guy tells his buddy, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So,.
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. He said that they would have sex on the bell system. He went on to say that one...
A couple gets a divorce, after three years of marriage. The woman decides to date other men. She goes out and dates several men, but is unable to find one.
A man goes to a doctor, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?” "Oh, that's not a.
A tourist and his trail guide were walking along a path when all of a sudden the guide runs up the hillside to a cave, yells "Wooo wooo," listens for a moment, and goes charging into the cave, stripping off his clothes on the run....
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the family planning office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right.
Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer..
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him into the...