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Cowboy Boots

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On September 18, 2022
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert...

Grandma

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On July 1, 2022

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write.

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Proof of Age

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On June 2, 2022
An older man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application for the benefit. He doesn't have a birth certificate, or an ID to prove his age so he opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest. They...

Lab Mixup

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On May 13, 2022

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent.

Wise Old Gentleman

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On May 12, 2022

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a.

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New to Texting

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On May 9, 2022
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to...

Hair Spray

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On April 17, 2022

Old Josh sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grandson kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what he.

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Doctor’s Office

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On April 11, 2022
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor's office and approached the desk. The young receptionist asked, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,...
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