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Young and Old

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On February 27, 2023
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer...

Pickup Line

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On January 27, 2023

A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He.

Secret Spot

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On January 22, 2023

At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?.

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Worst Age

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On January 5, 2023
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement...

Reunion

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On November 19, 2022

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because.

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Endearing Terms

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On October 23, 2022
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married...

A New Hat

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On September 23, 2022

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached.

Cowboy Boots

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On September 18, 2022

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said.

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Definition of Tragedy

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On August 1, 2022
The President was visiting a grade school the other day and sat in on an English class. To participate in the class, he asked for someone to give him an example of a tragedy. A little girl named Peggy held up her hand timidly and...
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