seniors

img

Sneaky Tip

By
|
In Jokes
|
On September 19, 2023
At a local supermarket, the teenage bagger was helping an older man bag his groceries. One of the rules there was that baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring groceries to their cars. Both the employees and the customers knew of the rule.Grateful for...

Retirement Money

By
|
On September 12, 2023

Shirley and Abe, a rich retired couple from New York City living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want.

Biting Nails

By
|
On September 8, 2023

Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands."I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his.

img

Costume Party

By
|
In Jokes
|
On June 8, 2023
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man...
img

Sleep Aid

By
|
In Jokes
|
On May 1, 2023
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking...

A Seenager

By
|
On April 26, 2023

GREAT NEWS !!!!! I just figured it out. I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager) I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later. I don't have to go to school, I.

Broken Into

By
|
On April 1, 2023

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.

img

The Hereafter

By
|
In Jokes
|
On March 26, 2023
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not...
This div height required for enabling the sticky sidebar