A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in...
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at.
The teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials. Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to.
At dinner, a father is asking his kids about the school. He turns to the oldest daughter "How is your history paper coming along, dear?" "Well, it was hard at first. My history professor suggested that I use the internet for research and it's been very helpful." Surprised at...
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear.
A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red...................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Purple ...............Grape Finally the teacher.
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class...
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy.
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he.
A young man at a college was learning about the wonders of the newest computer programs. This newest program could answer any question you asked of it, as long as you provided your name and birth date. The young man asked this question, "Where is...