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Identifying Bubba

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On November 8, 2023
Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician...

Redneck Letter

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On November 3, 2023

Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that.

Two Rednecks

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On August 30, 2023

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens.

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Rednecks Moving

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On July 27, 2023
Two rednecks were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Between gasps for air, one managed to say, “We better give upcause we’ll never get this table into the house.”...

Railway Job

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On April 18, 2023

Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What would you do if.

Pronunciation Dispute

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On March 15, 2023

A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to.

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Redneck Obituary

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On November 5, 2022
A woman from the deepest South goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then...

Ice Fishing

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On November 3, 2022

There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off.

Cutting Trees

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On October 21, 2022

An idiot walks into a hardware store and asks for a saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line chain saw.

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Redneck 911

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On August 20, 2022
A redneck dials 911 in a panic and screams to the phone: "Operatur, we need some help here, we got some lady floppin around haven a heart attack or somethin. Git someone here quick!" The operator replies calmly "Look sir, just calm down. You need...
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