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Bronze Sculpture

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On January 29, 2024
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner the...

Reelection Campaign

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On March 16, 2020

Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a.

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School Visit

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On July 15, 2019
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the United Nations?” Just as the president begins to answer,...

Get a Lift

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On September 19, 2015

When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him:  "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln.

Clocks in Heaven

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On February 12, 2015

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't.

Free Hair Cuts

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On July 4, 2014
A priest went into a Washington D.C. barbershop and got his hair cut. He then asked how much he owed the barber. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider it a service to the Lord.” When the barber arrived at his shop the next...

Bus Full of Politicians

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On June 23, 2014

A bus filled with politicians on the campaign trail was driving through the countryside one day. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, lost control and crashed into.

First Class

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On November 26, 2013

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II..

Politicians Accident

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On September 24, 2013
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He...
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