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Pranking Ex-Wife

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On October 25, 2023
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week,...

Wedding Vows

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On October 24, 2023

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part.

New Dentures

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On October 18, 2023

An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.

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Religious Conversion

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On October 14, 2023
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?""Yes," says the rabbi. "For modesty reasons, men and...

Secret Problems

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On October 6, 2023

A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never shared with anyone.Privately, the.

Organic Produce

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On October 2, 2023

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went and looked around, but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said,.

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Romantic Poem

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On September 27, 2023
A DC poet's organization hosted a competition for a two-line poem in which the first line must be the most romantic, but the second line should be the least romantic. This is the winner: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my...

New Wife

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On September 14, 2023

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the wedding, she was approached by a friend who remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband.

A Fine Day

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On September 9, 2023

One day a husband randomly says to his wife, "Today is a fine day!" The next day, he says it again: "Today is a fine day." Again the next day,.

Medical Concerns

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On September 7, 2023
After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I...
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