A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress she was planning...
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A guy is telling one of his colleagues at work: "You know, I never realized just how much my wife loved me until I was off sick last week. When.
A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the.
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see...
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She said to her husband, "Darling, I'm old and fat. Cheer me up, pay me a compliment." "Well," he replies,.
Two women sitting in the doctor's waiting room began discussing babies. "I want a baby more than anything else in the world." said one. "But I guess it's impossible." "I.
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then leave you." "Excellent," he replied. "I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here's $5, pack...
"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?".
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary..
A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you...