The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first." The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures...
marriage/relationship
Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to.
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent’s driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his.
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with shoppers. Walking through the mall the surprised wife suddenly noticed her husband was nowhere around. Very upset because they had a lot of shopping left to do, she used her cell phone...
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and.
The phone rings, and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?" The caller replies: "Hi, my name is Steve and I really need your advice on a serious problem." "That's what we are here for, can you...
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still bugged?” The groom says, “I’ll look for a.
One lazy Sunday morning, a man and his wife were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table. Unexpectedly, the man said to his wife, "When I die, I want.
Two men with babies bump into each other at the mall. The first one says, "I am very sorry about that, I didn’t see you I was looking for my wife." "No worries, I’m looking for mine too, I don’t know what happened to her,...