A teacher observed Little Johnny entering the classroom with very dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I...
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Me and my friend were in gym class the other day when we heard the class were playing flag football. We had never played it before, so we asked the.
Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day,.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents always told me to tell the truth, so I did, but my teacher sent me...
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students Billy: Why?? Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces, my face.
While a little boy was at school, his cat died. Worried about how he would take the news when he got home, his mother consoled him and said: "Don't worry.
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could...
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a.
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we.
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!" "Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?" "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving."