An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The...
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Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom.
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an.
Little Johnny's teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his hand in the air immediately. The teacher calls on little Mary. Little Mary says, "The sunset last night was beautiful." "Wonderful", says the teacher. Next she calls on...
After church, little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says, "Young man, there's no fish down there..
Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission.
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade math teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now,...
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to.
Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes,.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, "And so the pig went up to the...