A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor...
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A man visits a friend and in the driveway he sees friend's car that's all dented, covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened.
A man called up his lawyer and asked: "How much would you charge to answer three questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: "Two thousand dollars plus tax.".
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work," The next day the barber found a dozen Bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an.
A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands. They sat thus for a long while until the doctor stirred and said, "You don't have...
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100. She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another.
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of.
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. The woman replied,...