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Going to Mars

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On August 21, 2022
NASA was interviewing people to be sent to Mars for an experiment. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I...

Lawyer in Heaven

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On August 18, 2022

A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment.

The Verdict

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On June 15, 2022

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would.

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Emergency Procedure

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On May 25, 2022
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All...

Scheming Lawyer

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On May 15, 2022

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration,.

Free Drinks

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On May 14, 2022

The bartender asks the guy  sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,  please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five  dollars,".

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Crabs on the Plane

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On May 5, 2022
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was...

Jury Duty

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On April 3, 2022

A  man was chosen for jury service, but he very much wanted to avoid it. He tried every excuse he could think of, but none of them worked. On the.

Zombie Attack

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On February 18, 2022

An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries.

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A Blonde and a Lawyer

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On January 15, 2022
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1...
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