A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie..
When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to a beach town. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a.
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed.
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did.
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from.
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear.
