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Father’s Occupation

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On August 16, 2023
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the...

Tea Party

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On August 12, 2023

A mother went out and left a dad in charge of their 3-year-old daughter.The daughter was playing with the tea set she got for her birthday. Dad was in the.

Happy Daddy

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On August 9, 2023

A mother and father read a bedtime story of about a king to their four year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five.

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Religious Objects

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On August 1, 2023
A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy says, "We...

Punishment

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On July 30, 2023

A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face. "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you told.

Dad and Son

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On July 19, 2023

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son. Son: "Daddy what are those big round things on mommy's chest?” Dad:.

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Report Card

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On July 4, 2023
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have...

Beauty Regimen

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On June 29, 2023

Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes,.

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Gray Hair

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On June 16, 2023
A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child about good behavior and obedience and said, “It is because of you, dear. Every time you misbehave, throw a...
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