Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day, Little Johnny asked his dad for another dollar, again for the little old lady at...
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A little boy and his mother was on an airplane when he asked her the question. "Mom why do big elephants have little elephants, big giraffes have little giraffes and big planes.
A five year old boy asks his father, "Dad what's between mom's legs?" "Paradise," replies the father not knowing what to say to a five year old. "And what's between.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents always told me to tell the truth, so I did, but my teacher sent me...
When his son asked for a lift in his car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother.
A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: "That's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!" The lady slammed her fare into the meter, and stalked to the back of the bus. A man across the isle from...
A priest approached a small boy on the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions and the priest said:.
The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",. The lady at the counter.