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Johnny’s Prayer

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On January 23, 2022
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," said his father. "Okay”, the boy said. "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and...

Young Salesmen

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On January 22, 2022

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off:.

Daddy’s Calling

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On January 8, 2022

"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you.

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Rides with Papa

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On December 28, 2021
A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel...

Big People Words

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On November 25, 2021

A group of five-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to.

Urgent Phone Call

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On November 24, 2021

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the.

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Watching Neighbors

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On November 21, 2021
A couple decided that the only way to have sex while their ten year old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the...

Rocky

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On October 31, 2021

One Halloween, a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you.

K9 Partner

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On October 17, 2021

It was the end of the day when I parked my police car in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and.

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Walking the Dog

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On September 23, 2021
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replied, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl...
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