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Field Trip

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On March 25, 2024
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so...

Water Gun

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On March 24, 2024

When my three-year-old son opened the Christmas gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased..

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Helping the Doctor

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On March 11, 2024
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The...
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Smart Pills

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On February 28, 2024
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked his Dad, "What are these Pop?" Wanting to tease his son, the father replied, "They're smart pills, son. Eat them and they'll make...

Late for Church

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On February 27, 2024

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let.

Behavior Modificators

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On February 11, 2024

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved,.

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An Apple a Day

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On January 25, 2024
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad with a smile. "Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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