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Lumberjack’s Fingers

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On February 18, 2021
Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sliced off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor who examines him is really disturbed at such a tragedy. "Oh, yuck! Well, that's all...

Mental Patient

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On February 15, 2021

Mr. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While he is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the.

Living to a 100

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On February 1, 2021

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret to my success," he cackled. "I.

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Annual Physical

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On April 3, 2018
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of...

Minor Injury

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On July 6, 2016

A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure everything was all right..

Nurse Nancy

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On January 31, 2016

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told.

Tennis Elbow

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On January 12, 2016
A man complained to his friend "My elbow hurts I better go to the doctor." "Don't do that," volunteered his friend "there's a new computer at the drug store that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do...
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