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An Artist

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On September 9, 2022
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it...

Bad Food

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On August 31, 2022

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful..

24 Hours to Live

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On July 12, 2022

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife.

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Emergency Visit

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On June 6, 2022
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and...

Lab Mixup

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On May 13, 2022

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent.

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Anxious Before Surgery

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On May 10, 2022
Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him: "What's the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?" He replied: "I heard one of the nurses say 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm...

Medical Students

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On April 23, 2022

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to.

Doctor’s Office

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On April 11, 2022

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor's office and approached the desk. The young receptionist asked, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for.

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Doing Chores

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On April 7, 2022
A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”...
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