A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates. The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected. He queries...
death
Three blondes died on Easter Sunday and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that in order to enter Heaven each one had to.
A petty thief, a teacher and a traffic warden die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s gates together. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter,.
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit...
A bus carrying only ugly people involved in an accident, and everyone on the bus died. When they arrived in Heaven, God decided, because of their grief, to grant them one.
Three guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project when Shane fell off the scaffolding and instantly died. As the ambulance took the body away, Ricky.
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back." Six months...
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first.