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Mental Hospital

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On August 11, 2023
A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient...

Good Thinking

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On June 13, 2023

A doctor of psychiatry is doing his normal morning rounds at the hospital when he enters the ward. He finds Arnold sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece.

Scared Sleepless

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On February 25, 2023

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think.

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Mean Old Man

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On August 2, 2022
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up...

Mental Hospital

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On October 16, 2021

Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end..

Mental Patient

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On February 15, 2021

Mr. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While he is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the.

The Genie

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On January 21, 2014
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."...

Making Progress

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On January 4, 2014

A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on making such good progress. "You call this progress?" snapped the patient. "Six months ago, I was Abraham Lincoln. Now I'm nobody!"

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